"Watch this! Watch this! God sent me watermelon and corn because he knew my stomach was aching."
— Woodlee, on residents bringing him sliced watermelon and corn.
Office supplies has never looked better.
Billie Jean… Or is it?
Thinking of you and Dad everyday.
Best Friends Since Middle School
- O: If only cars had flamethrower security systems :x
- Christina: Maybe you can make one, O. Don't forget to patent it once you're done. Or you can put a Charmander on top of the car.
- O: lol, I'll put more than just flamethrowers >.> I'll make it shoot acid and cast iron pans as well, with a hidden honey badger in the trunk.
- O: Oh and make it blast Justin Beaver to make the brains of the assailants explode.
- O: The honey badger has rabies too.
- Christina: LOL. When are you going to get a car, O? I would love to see it shoot flamethrowers.
- O: When I get a job T-T
- Christina: Awwww... Well, it never hurts to plan ahead, right?
- O: I know.... but where am I going to find a rabid honey badger? LOL
- Christina: Well, that I can't help you with. I consider you the animal expert here, so...
- O: I guess I need to make a trip to Africa... or raid a zoo >.>
- Christina: LOL. I'll be watching for you on tv if you do raid a zoo.
- Mom- Hey, isn't that your friend?
- Me- Maybe.
- O: Tell my story Christina.... how it is meant to be told, so that the future doesn't forget what I did T-T lol
- Christina: FIRST DRAFT:
- O was a woman of twenty something years. She had an imaginary car with an extraordinary alarm system. The alarm system consisted of playing Justin Bieber songs, shooting flamethrowers and acid. But O was every sad, for she could not find a honey badger (with rabies) to put in the trunk of her car. So she went hunting for a honey badger (with rabies). Where can she find one? The easiest way to get her hands on one was to raid the zoo. In the process of escaping with her honey badger (with rabies), she was arrested. To go through such lengths for a fail proof car alarm system, all hail O.
FB Like-my-page abusers. You know who you are. Quit spamming my newsfeed.
Looks good. But a waste of books. I need to visit a library soon.
“The Power of Love” - 鄧麗君
I love this version of the song.
Yep. Stephan Pastis is right. Sometimes I DO need to draw with my left hand.
Voice actors can become their characters.
